Finding a Christmas present for a triathlete is harder than it looks. They already own the wetsuit, the watch and enough energy gels to last until spring. What they don't own is a Christmas jumper that tells a story only a triathlete could live. This year, quiet hours has made one.
The only Christmas tree with aero bars
Last Christmas, Ben said no to a tree. No pine needles, no fairy lights, no fuss.
Abi had other ideas. The next time Ben went away, she decorated the one thing in the house he would definitely notice: his TT bike. Aero bars and all, his time trial bike became the family Christmas tree.
If you've ever shared a hallway, a spare room or a living room with a triathlete's bike, you'll understand exactly why this made us laugh. It's the most triathlete Christmas story we've heard, so we put it on a jumper.
From community idea to Christmas jumper
The quiet hours Christmas jumper started with a simple question to our community: what should this year's jumper be? Entries came in from across the community, and choosing one was harder than we expected.
Abi's idea won. Her TT bike Christmas tree is now the design on the quiet hours Christmas jumper. Congratulations, Abi, and thank you to everyone who took the time to send something in.
Why it makes the perfect gift for triathletes
A triathlon Christmas jumper works as a gift because it's personal without being complicated. You don't need to know their FTP, their wetsuit size or which saddle they swear by.
It's ideal for:
- the triathlete who already has every piece of kit
- the partner who has watched a bike slowly take over the house
- club Christmas socials, festive group rides and post-race pub trips
- anyone who would happily decorate a bike before a tree
It's also a jumper that starts conversations. Every triathlete who sees it will know exactly what it means, and most will have a bike story of their own to share.
How the pre-order works
The jumper is available to pre-order now. Every order is made as part of the first run, then posted directly to you.
If you want it in time for Christmas, the dates are simple:
- Order by 4 November 2026
- Your jumper is dispatched by 13 November 2026
That leaves plenty of time before the big day, whether it's a gift for the triathlete in your life or a well-earned treat for yourself.
Pre-order the quiet hours triathlon Christmas jumper
If you're searching for a Christmas present for a triathlete, a cycling Christmas jumper with a real story behind it, or simply a reason to finally let the bike be the tree, this is it.
Pre-order the jumper now and see Ben's TT bike Christmas tree in the video above.
Train in silence. Decorate the bike.